Star Trekkin' Across the Universe
Author's Note: Strong language is used below. If you are offended by this, then please do not read.
Although I personally think it's funny as heck in this instance, but that's my opinion. xD
I feel like telling a story
"Then tell a story."
"But I don't know any good ones that I haven't told already."
"Then make one up."
A long, long, time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was an evil empire
-- I don't actually know the whole thing."
"Yeah, I was gonna say, if you did
"Hah, yeah, I know. Anyway, alonglongtimeagoinagalaxyfarfaraway, there was an evil
that hated towels."
"Also in this far-far-away galaxy, there lived this guy named Zaphod Beeblebrox, who was most definitely not shamelessly stolen from a completely different story, and who absolutely loved towels. Like, they were basically the only thing he ever wore. Obviously, Zaphod had some problems with the empire. The